Imran Khan Dark Knight Rises Part 3: The Mad Mullah Diesel.

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     After being victorious in the elections Imran Khan was approaching the Presidential house in Islamabad. Imran dead tired and relieved the entire thing is over makes his way to the lobby, where he is greeted by reporters and hundreds of his adoring fans. Imran gathers a small team of advisers and makes his way up to the third floor. As he goes up he realises everything has been ransacked and the place is mostly empty. Upon entering the main room of the third floor out of nowhere comes Mullah Diesel. Imran's men don't know what to do, Mullah diesels party was destroyed in the elections he could not even win his own seat. Mullah diesel arrogantly screams Imran Sahib!, Imran can sense Diesel has lost his mind. In his arrogance and worship of the United States he believed Imran could never win whether he actually did win or not. Diesel believed the masses were far to illiterate and ignorant and could be easily manipulated to vote for their slave masters. Even if they did not Diesel believed that his U.S masters would rig the elections. He had no idea that Imran Khans Tsunami attack would destroy his political party and political career looting and stealing from the Pakistani people. He still believes he is in power and yells Khan Sahib! Obey me, I am your leader, you are nothing but a shitty cricketer.

     One PTI member pulls out his cellphone to call the authorities, however Imran signals to put it away, and to be calm. Most of Zadaris goons are still in power and are on a rampage looting and stealing. Like rich spoiled brats who are used to getting what they want at all times, the sociopaths and maniacs Zadari appointed to high positions can no longer take it, that Pakistan is no longer their cash cow to be raped and plundered. Their Pakistan is gone, and now Imran Khan's honest incorruptible leadership is unbearable for them. Zadari and Nawaz's goons know their days are over, with many facing prison time, they order them to go on a rampage of looting and theft. Their is chaos in the city. Zadari and Nawaz both believed that the U.S would never allow IK into power. Both viewed U.S as a fail safe God like figure who's will would be done. So they ignored the fact that they were being destroyed in the polls. When Imran won they were shocked and horrified. Mullah Diesel was as well. Upon seeing Imran enter the palace Mullah Diesel believed it was his chance to put IK in his place.

     Mullah Diesel says " I am not going anywhere Pakistan is my property!, You are all my slaves he yells". He's clearly lost his mind.

    Imran Khan and his men realise that Mullah Diesel is actually looting all the Gold and Silver and money in the presidential palace. Zadari has already fled to England and so has Nawaz to the Saudi Arabia. Mullah Diesel drunk and semi insane forgot to flee, believing Uncle Sam would never let Imran into power. One PTI man has a plan, he says Mullah sahib. We will help you go. Mullah Diesel says "I know". He says "You think you can change this land! to be some honest and good country! Your dreaming! This is Pakistan! I am Pakistan. Imran says "Yes I know this is your Pakistan" Pakistan will always be corrupt. Mullah Diesel replies " Yes thank you, you know it, now help me get this stuff and I have helicopter flight to Dubai". Imran's men say to Mullah Diesel, here, and hand him a bag, there is enough Gold and Silver to sell in the bag for it to be really heavy. Mullah Diesel says "no it's not enough!" three more bags!" Imran says " Mullah sahib you cannot carry that much Gold and Silver" Your going to hurt yourself! Mullah Diesel says " Khan sahib I am stronger then you! Haraami" Imran's men continue to help Mullah Diesel gather stuff, and he shakes around the room clearly intoxicated.

     One PTI man says to Imran Khan " Why are you helping him steal this stuff its Pakistan's property" Imran says " the authorities are awaiting to arrest him downstairs not to worry". The man notices police cars down stairs and is relieved. Meanwhile Mullah Diesel says " More more more!" The PTI men continue to load bags of cash and Gold and Silver onto Mullah Diesel's shoulders and arms, he can barely stand. Diesel then trips all of a sudden and hits the window sail, breaking his waist, and he screams in pain and then falls over, half is body is outside of the window!" The Police look on helplessly. Imran Khan rushes to save him, and says grab my hand old man!. Mullah Diesel with tears in his eyes says Khan Sahib help me I don't want to die, Please for the sake of Allah help me! Imran, trying his hardest to hold up Mullah Diesel is loosing his grip, he realises Mullah Diesel is still holding onto a bag of cash. Imran can see the wads of U.S hundred dollar bills, looted money no doubt. Imran yells, Mullah Sahib, the bag is weighing you down, let it go!, Drop the bag sahib, and save yourself! Imran yells as his grip is further breaking. Imran is incredibly strong to hold on to a man of Mullah Diesels size for this long!. MULLAH SAHIB! Let it go!. The sound of Imran yelling Mullah Sahib, almost reminds you of his PTI rallies where he promised to vanquish the corrupt. It was an ironic feeling for IK that the same voice was now being used to save one of the most evil and corrupt men of Pakistan. Mullah Diesel with tears strumming down his eyes would not let the bag go. and finally, IK's grip loosens and he goes plunging down to the concrete floor. Their is no chance of survival. Everyone is taken aback by it all. Later Imran Khan reflects on the incident.

     Imran Khan is not perturbed by the incident as later on in the night a massive celebration for the Pakistani people will happen. It is said to be the biggest party in the history of mankind as 5 million people will come out to listen to Imran's first presidential speech, and then a massive celebration. As Imran takes one last look at Diesels body on the ground he notices the same corrupt cops that were Zadaris goons looting Diesels money and not even trying to help him in anyway. He realised that pretty much said it all about Diesel.

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